They call us typical Americans

Maybe because we live typical American lives

Like this typical American

showing off his strength

So typical

Ah, look at him. Touching other people's things

Always so competitive

Typical Americans, showing up uninvited

Removing their clothes in public

Yelling. Being loud

Just look at them. Thinking they can save the world

Typical Americans always celebrating with a typical American beer

So next time someone labels you as typical

show them what typical can do.