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I have a story for you
This story has got everything
Revenge
Drugs
Greed
Ronald McDonald
Somebody went to the FBI and said, Guess what's happening
The McDonald's Monopoly game was fixed
The bureau thought it was just some BS story
Fast food fraud was not making any list of priorities
Are you kidding me?
this is what makes my fun meter go
McDonald's Monopoly game gave millions of people a chance to win
But from 1989 to 2001, there were almost no legitimate million dollar winners
The FBI told us the game pieces are being stolen
McDonald's was shocked
Conversations on the wiretap were coming in
I'm hearing the name Uncle Jerry thrown around on the phone
We started focusing more on trying to figure out who he was
He's a fricking gangster
Uncle Jerry was getting the tickets and selling them to other people
This is a million dollar winning ticket and he's got it in a zip-lock sandwich bag
that's not even zipped
Somebody offers you a million dollars, you're gonna take it
Unless you gotta kill somebody. Then you might not.. you know.. might not be interested but
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