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And now a message from Amazon's CEO, Jeff Bezos
Hi everyone
As you know, Amazon just announced the location of its two new headquarters in New York and Virginia
And everyone, except for the people who live there and the people who live in all of the places we didn't choose, is thrilled
Some folks have speculated that I was somehow trolling president Trump by building one headquarters in his hometown of Queens
and the other in his current residence of Washington D.C., thereby overshadowing or humiliating him
But that's simply not true
Sure, he attacked me repeatedly on Twitter, but I chose our new locations because they were ideal for a growing business
not just to make Donald Trump think about how I'm literally 100 times richer than he is
We needed access to a young, educated workforce,
which is why we set up a satellite office in Palm Beach, Florida, across the street from Mar-a-Lago.
And did I purchase "The Washington Post"? Sure. But it wasn't just to run headlines like The White House is in Meltdown
Or immigration lawyers suing for "The Apprentice" tapes of Trump using the n-word
And I also love our style section
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