Sorry, ladies. Two pair. Read ‘em and weep

I'm out

So, that's it? No more takers?

l'll take a whack at it

Take a seat, Parker

Deal me in

Tell you what I'm gonna do

l'll make you a little deal

Loser jumps into the lake after the game

Excellent

Butt-naked

Even more excellent

Start unzipping, Parker

Straight... in diamonds

You're good, James

But... you're just not good enough

ln your honour, a royal flush