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You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody? You know?
I mean what if you get one woman and that's it
Unfortunately in my case there was only one woman for her
What are you talking about one woman?
That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you
Let me tell you something, Ross
There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road and Cookie Dough and Bing Cherry Vanila
You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream
This is the best thing that ever happened to you
You got married. You were like, what, eight?
Welcome back to the world
Grab a spoon
I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny
Then stay out of my freezer
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