Hi, everyone

I'm Jordan Sanders

And I want to make a few things clear before we get started

First of all, you're meeting the new alpha of the class

I can establish my dominance easily, or you can make it hard for yourself

Oh, nice pants

If the floods are ah comin

Come on

Yeah, your clothes suck

Charlie, zip it

Thank you, Gary

It's Mr. Marshall.. for you. I'm the teacher

Mm-hmm. And I'm the student

Okay, where was I? Yeah

We're gonna skip the hey it's the new girl thing. No

It's dull

Predictable

And I will strike back with a vengeance like you've never known

Well, if you didn't want to be hazed, you should've combed your hair

Okay, you know what? One more outburst, and I'll cancel Spirit Day. I'm not joking around young lady

But you can't cancel Spirit Day, Mr. Marshall

I am Spirit Day

Oh, good Lord

Which reminds me.. get your tickets to the hypest school spirit pep rally ever

This year's theme is Winchella

Windsor's most talented students.. and others that we couldn't block from signing up because of new rules of inclusion

will show what makes Windsor the best

Ohoo! Yeah!

All right, all right, all right. Thank you. Pipe down. Pipe down. Open up your books. You know what I mean? We're gonna do some learning

Start pretending to read