So who is in the Bad Place, that would shock me?

Uh, well, Mozart, Picasso, Elvis, basically every artist ever, uh, every U.S. president except Lincoln

That sounds about right

What about Florence Nightingale?

That was close, but, no, she didn't make it

Wow, all those amazing people down there, it just seems so hard to believe

Again, it's an incredibily selective system. Most people don't make it here

But you, a lawyer who got innocent people off death row, you're special, Eleanor

And by the way, welcome to your new home

Oh, it's perfect, isn't it?

You see, in the Good Place, every person gets to live in a home that perfectly matches his or her true essence

Cool

So I guess that's why my house, for example, is this adorable little cottage, whereas other people might have homes that are bigger, like that one

Exactly. Oh, I'm so happy you get it